Category: Poetry

My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!

The preacher preached a sermon, He described the fires of hell. It frightened little Tommy And he didn’t feel so well. He asked Pastor, after church, “God knows that I’ve turned seven. Just how bad can I be now And still get into Heaven?” Age Of Accountability asks a question that is very human, not […]

“Just how did you know he was drunk, The fellow who smashed up your hood?” I asked as I looked at her grill While picking out pieces of wood. She said, “Well he must have been drunk, The way that he ran into me. Why else would someone be driving Around in a stupid old […]

Most everyone has a talent Of which they are justly proud. The boy who sits in front of me Can snap his fingers really loud. The talent that I wish I had, Is the one like my brother Keith, Who you can hear a mile away When he whistles through his teeth. The only talent […]

Have you ever seen water Under a microscope? If you haven’t yet, You won’t, I hope. You’ll see lots of ugly bugs And slimy gooey worms, And all kinds of things That we call germs. You’ll see small ugly microbes With names you cannot spell. Fast things and slow things Swimming pell-mell. Such disgusting ugly […]