Category: Poetry

As I was talking to a friend One dark and stormy gloomy night, He asked if I had ever tried To write as funny as I might. I knew this had to be something That I should never try to do. But my friend was so insistent I sat and penned a line or two. […]

I bought a book on Yoga, Which I advise you not to do. You learn how best to meditate, This much I found is true. I sit here with the knowledge learned; No matter how I’ve tried, There is no meditating way To get my legs untied!

I have a very good best friend Who likes to have the things I like, My baseball glove, my wooden bat My toys, my shoes, my pets, my bike. It might not always be so good To share in everything I do, ‘Cause yesterday I broke my arm Today at school, he broke his too!

I once read a poem All about a dumb cow Who jumped over the moon Though I don’t know just how. My mom said she’s been told Cows can jump very high. My dad who’s an expert Said he thinks it’s a lie. If she’s stuck on the moon, There’s no grass and no trees; […]

My Mommy made me very mad, So I thought that I’d run away. And when she made me eat liver, There was no way that I could stay! Then last night when she cooked spinach And put some on my plate to eat, I tried to feed it to the dog; That’s when my Daddy […]