Why call it a service station? You wouldn’t get it on a dare! You have to check your oil yourself And also fill your tires with air. Just to keep those little valve caps, From always rolling underneath, I find it quite convenient, For me to hold them in my teeth. I know that they’re […]
Category: Poetry
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Yaaack
July 7th, 2026 — General Humor
Cartoon
July 6th, 2026 — Poems for Children
I drew a picture of my friend, so funny that it made me cry. I guess he didn’t think it funny, ’cause he punched me in the eye.
Chivalry
July 5th, 2026 — General Humor
The Iraqi’s wife walked in front. I told him it was good to see, That treating women as equals Was a sign of democracy. He said, “Forget democracy And forget all your crazy signs. I have to let her walk in front Because of the stupid land-mines!”
He Hit I
July 4th, 2026 — Poems for Children
I hit he. Knocked him down, Skinned his knee. Now he mad, As can be. If he asks No see me, Hiding here Up in tree.
Which One?
July 3rd, 2026 — General Humor, Hunting / Fishing / Nature
The guide yelled back to hurry up I couldn’t hurry if I tried. “A big gator bit my leg off!†I yelled back to the shouting guide. When a gator bites your leg off, It makes it kind of hard to run. Then of all the stupid questions, The guide yelled back and asked, “Which […]
