Category: Poetry

My husband called me from the washroom, “I’m going to wash my shirt,” he said, “I’ve worn it for a week already, Your mom says it smells like something dead.” In the school of weekend mechanics My talented husband is the dean, But he knows absolutely nothing About running a washing machine. “What temp setting […]

Why call it a service station? You wouldn’t get it on a dare! You have to check your oil yourself And also fill your tires with air. Just to keep those little valve caps, From always rolling underneath, I find it quite convenient, For me to hold them in my teeth. I know that they’re […]

My wife is in a panic, She found a gray hair today. She asked if I’ll still love her When she’s gone completely gray. I told her not to worry And she shouldn’t look so sad. I’ve loved her through three colors And one more can’t be so bad.

When I went to see my uncle The one who owns a turkey farm; I had a little accident That amputated my left arm. Then on a trip to Africa I tried to steal an ostrich egg I could tell she wasn’t happy Because she kicked off my left leg. So I went back to […]

Four silly friends met one summer morning And decided to take a trip. A broom straw, a coal of fire, a little round pea And a grandma wearing a slip. They walked all day under sun and cloud ‘Til they came to a little stream. Round Pea said, “If we’re going to cross over, We’ll […]