Category: Poetry

He said that fishing with his boss Would be helpful for his career. He told his wife to pack his bags, His new suitcase and fishing gear. He said, “Be sure and don’t forget My silk pajamas and dress socks.” As he left she ran to catch him, “You’re forgetting your tackle box!” When he […]

Last night when we had supper I ate too much again. I promised not to do it, ‘Cause gluttony is a sin. To keep my word, I know, Is something that I’ve got to. I know I’ll eat too much again, I just won’t promise not to!

A scientist, who was of world renown, Happened to meet God one recent day. “You know Mr. God,” the scientist said, “Knowledge has come a very long way. We have to admit that you did it first That all living things were made by you. But we have no need of you any more ‘Cause […]

“It’s time to go,” the Father said, As they all gathered at the gate. They’ve been expecting us for years And now we shouldn’t make them wait. The Son had all the maps and charts, Taken from the Heavenly crypt. Everything was going perfect According to the ancient script. The extravaganza was well planned, The […]

The day we got married I told you so… If anything changes You’ll be first to know.