Somebody stole Baby Jesus From the manger scene on the lawn. The preacher, when he came to church, Was first to find the baby gone. He said, with anger in his voice, That the baby had been taken And that his faith in human kind Was beginning to be shaken. Right after church, still breathing […]
Category: Christmas Poems
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Baby Jesus
December 15th, 2013 — Christmas Poems, Church Humor
Round John Virgin
December 3rd, 2013 — Christmas Poems
When I see a manger scene, I never think it’s fair. They have wise men and shepherds, But Round John Virgin’s never there.
Christmas Gift
December 21st, 2012 — Christmas Poems
I would find the perfect gift, I knew nothing else would do. It had to be so special To show that my love was true. So I went from store to store And I saw so many things. I set myself no limits, Even looked at diamond rings. Now the perfect gift for her Must […]
Thank You Notes
December 17th, 2010 — Christmas Poems, Life with Children
Every year she sent them presents But never once received a thank you. If she asked, they’d say, “I got itâ€, Or, “Oh, I really thought you knew.†So, last year she sent them money But still she got not one response. This year, instead she sent them checks, Which quickly cured their nonchalance. Knowing […]

