Category: Christmas Poems

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Baby Jesus

Somebody stole Baby Jesus From the manger scene on the lawn. The preacher, when he came to church, Was first to find the baby gone. He said, with anger in his voice, That the baby had been taken And that his faith in human kind Was beginning to be shaken. Right after church, still breathing […]

Round John Virgin

When I see a manger scene, I never think it’s fair. They have wise men and shepherds, But Round John Virgin’s never there.

Christmas Gift

I would find the perfect gift, I knew nothing else would do. It had to be so special To show that my love was true. So I went from store to store And I saw so many things. I set myself no limits, Even looked at diamond rings. Now the perfect gift for her Must […]

Thank You Notes

Every year she sent them presents But never once received a thank you. If she asked, they’d say, “I got it”, Or, “Oh, I really thought you knew.” So, last year she sent them money But still she got not one response. This year, instead she sent them checks, Which quickly cured their nonchalance. Knowing […]