Entries from April 2026 ↓

Poor old Clem was set adrift With two other fellows. Wind had blown them out to sea Like some mighty bellows. Three long days without a bite, And water, they had none. Now their greatest enemy Had fast become the sun. Then a great big albatross, Tired out from days of flight, Had landed on […]

I know somebody with a crush on you And I know somebody who likes your looks; Someone who’d like to walk you home from school, Somebody who’d like to carry your books. I know someone who writes you unsent notes; Somebody who loves everything you do. And if I weren’t so awfully bashful, I would […]

How did you get here, little bug? This is a most exclusive club. That you could even get inside Was someone’s monumental flub. This club’s exclusively for boys And girls are not allowed inside. So don’t you start to crawl away Or try to find some place to hide. You think that you have got […]

I travel the land, the air and the sea And nothing can ever happen to me. No disaster can come upon me unaware Because I always have on clean underwear. Victims of weird unexplained incidents And airplane crashes and car accidents Could all have been safe with a little care If they had just had […]

My mother thinks I’m silly For playing with my food. She says to see me do it Puts her in a terrible mood. Some kids I know have puppies, One has talking parrots. But I’d rather spend my time With tomatoes, corn and carrots. My mother thinks I’m silly But I don’t care at all. […]