Entries from October 2025 ↓

The nudists are a funny lot To go about without a stitch. The gender question leaves no doubt ‘Cause it is easy to tell which. Their thoughts concerning wearing clothes, To others must seem somewhat queer. They always have on ‘wash ‘n wear’ Their favorite color must be clear. Details on their driver’s license, When […]

Did you know my friend Who was a masseuse? You should have met her But then what’s the use? Our friendship ended Just the other day You might say that she Rubbed me the wrong way.

I hear you’re having A birthday party And I guess you wish You were still forty? Well just stop and think, Before you shed tears, How old you would be Counting doggy years!

I have a twinkle in my eyes And there’s a dimple in my chin. And sometimes when it pleases me I have a little impish grin. I have two dainty little feet With little dainty piggy toes. And nobody fails to notice All the freckles on my nose. I have a little birthmark star That […]

We were standing in the park, Just talking about dying. Talking about our funerals And if there’d be lots of crying. That kind of stupid talking Makes me a little nervous. Then they asked me what I want said At my own funeral service. One guy hoped that they would say, That he’d been a […]