Entries from July 2025 ↓

He was the orneriest old dog That anyone had ever seen. He ate all of my trailer tires And then ate half the front door screen He ate both of my backyard trees, First the peach tree, and then the pine. And then he chewed right plum in half The 250 volt ‘lectric line. One […]

As I was talking to a friend One dark and stormy gloomy night, He asked if I had ever tried To write as funny as I might. I knew this had to be something That I should never try to do. But my friend was so insistent I sat and penned a line or two. […]

I bought a book on Yoga, Which I advise you not to do. You learn how best to meditate, This much I found is true. I sit here with the knowledge learned; No matter how I’ve tried, There is no meditating way To get my legs untied!

I have a very good best friend Who likes to have the things I like, My baseball glove, my wooden bat My toys, my shoes, my pets, my bike. It might not always be so good To share in everything I do, ‘Cause yesterday I broke my arm Today at school, he broke his too!

I once read a poem All about a dumb cow Who jumped over the moon Though I don’t know just how. My mom said she’s been told Cows can jump very high. My dad who’s an expert Said he thinks it’s a lie. If she’s stuck on the moon, There’s no grass and no trees; […]