Entries from December 2024 ↓

All of the years that I’ve worked, There is one thing that I know. The only one to get work done by Friday Was Robinson Crusoe.

“One of the ten commandments says Honor your father and mother. Is there a commandment that tells How to treat sister and brother?” When she asked her Sunday School class, The first to raise his hand was Will. Looking at his sister, he said, “The one that says, ‘Thou shall not kill!’ ”

When I was born, the midwife said That one day I’d change history. Now what she meant has always been, To all of us, a mystery. My parents had been way too poor To send me off somewhere to school, But they taught me to be honest And to obey the golden rule. They taught […]

“You’re kind of small,” The genie said, Stroking his beard Shaking his head. The small boy said “I’m not so small It’s just that I Am not real tall.” “I know that I Stand just three feet And one more foot Would be real neat.” “Another foot And I’d be tall, No one would say, […]

Consider the kiwi, With looks so absurd. But one must admit That she’s quite a bird. With feathers like hair, No wings for a flight; A beak that has whiskers! She’s quite a strange sight. The egg that she lays, Is so big, you might ask… Just how could she ever Accomplish the task. Then […]