“There is not one single monster In your room,” my grandpa said, “Not one single monster alive!” And he marched me off to bed. Grandpa’s always right, you know He said, “Not one monster alive.” There’s not one monster in my room. There are four monsters, maybe five!
Entries from July 2014 ↓
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Monster Count
July 29th, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Skydiving Advice
July 23rd, 2014 — General Humor, Poems for Children, Quickies
“You don’t need a parachute to skydive.” That was my good friend’s advice. “Why wear a cumbersome parachute? Unless you plan on jumping twice.”
Crocodile Tears
July 12th, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Does a crocodile, When he eats someone Always shed a tear? I think I know How to find out But I’ll need a volunteer.
My Friend Gregg
July 6th, 2014 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
Gregg and I went hiking, They said, “Watch out for bear!†We were young and foolish, We said we didn’t care. I said, “I brought protection,†I showed him my wife’s gun, He laughed, “That’s not a weapon!†And he started to make fun. That’s when we saw the grizzly, As it turned to head […]
The First One to Lose
July 4th, 2014 — General Humor, Quickies
There are some people that I know Who are so easy to enthuse; If they only come in second, They’d rather think they’re first to lose.
