The doctor sadly shook his head As he examined poor old Ben. “How long do I have?†Ben asked. The doctor frowned and answered, “Ten.†“Ten weeks, ten months, ten what?†Ben asked. “Is it something that you can fix?†The doctor just kept on counting; “Nine,” then “eight,” then “seven,” then “six…”
Entries from July 2009 ↓
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Countdown
July 29th, 2009 — Growing Older
Ladies First
July 22nd, 2009 — General Humor, Quickies
“Ladies first” Goes back a ways, To prehistoric Caveman days. When cavemen first Became aware, They’d not invented Underwear.
Tupperware Party
July 15th, 2009 — General Humor
“Dad, where did Mother go tonight?†Asked the father’s youngest son Ben. “To a Tupperware partyâ€, he said, “She should be home around ten.†“What’s a Tupperware party? What do mothers do there?†Ben asked, looking at his father With an, “I don’t believe you, Dad!” stare. “They sit around drinking coffee And sell plastic […]
Fishing Trip
July 1st, 2009 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature, Married Life
A wife should let her husband have At least one fishing trip a year. She’d really been quick to approve; My wife is such a thoughtful dear. The next Sunday morning early, I got quietly out of bed And placed a tender loving kiss On top my dear wife’s sleeping head. I grabbed my trusty […]