Entries from April 2008 ↓

I got bit on the leg
By a no-see-em bug,
While I was out digging
In a place where I dug.
When I went to show Mom
My no-see-em bug bite,
She kissed it and said,
“It’ll soon be alright.”
Although they are tiny
And keep out of sight,
Those no-see-em bugs
Sure know how to bite!
You can’t see no-see-ems
There’s not much you can do.
If you [...]

It was take your son to work day.
Mrs. Jones took little Pete.
He liked his mother’s office;
Her friends were kind of neat.
There were fun things on her desk
Some candy mints and toffee.
One friend said Pete could go with him
To get his mom her coffee.
“We make your mom her favorite drink
On this counter over here.”
“Wow,” said Pete, [...]

His dad took him to buy a horse.
He watched him feel its legs and chest.
“When you buy a horse,” Dad told him,
“That’s two important parts you test.”
“You know that old friend you called
To come and fix Mom’s clothes dryer?
Mom said that she was thanking him
But I think he wants to buy her!”

He can name all of the quarterbacks
On every team in the NFL.
He can remember all of the jokes
That I hate for him to tell.
He can recall every argument,
That we had when I was wrong.
And he knows all of the words
To every dumb hillbilly song.
He remembers hunting season
And the hour that it begins.
He knows the scores [...]

Skate boards are so exciting.
You can do tricks that will thrill you.
If you got one for your birthday,
Someone is trying to kill you!