Entries from November 2006 ↓

Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear
And though it might sound a bit queer,
She served us all steaks
Made from rattlesnakes.
There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!

The old man was going to die
But first he thought he’d have some fun.
He had seventeen high priced mules.
He’d leave several to each son.
His oldest son, his favorite,
He’d leave most of the mules to him.
He chuckled as he wrote his will,
Half of the seventeen for Jim.
His middle son was frivolous,
From all the things that he [...]

Does a crocodile,
When he eats someone
Always shed a tear?
I think I know
How to find out
But I’ll need a volunteer.

I called my friend Tommy stupid.
It was a hurtful thing to do.
It’s a bad word to call someone
And dummy is a bad word too.
So never call someone stupid,
It’s just not something you should do.
Especially if that someone,
Is almost twice as big as you.

A blackbird is the worst of singers,
In concerts he cannot join in.
He’s ridiculed at singing contests,
With his harsh voice he cannot win.
A maestro wished to help the bird
And purchased a violin for him.
The saddened blackbird soon found out,
Chance of success with it was slim.
A road of cobblestones nearby
Furnished [...]