Entries from November 2006 ↓

Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear And though it might sound a bit queer, She served us all steaks Made from rattlesnakes. There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!

The old man was going to die But first he thought he’d have some fun. He had seventeen high priced mules. He’d leave several to each son. His oldest son, his favorite, He’d leave most of the mules to him. He chuckled as he wrote his will, Half of the seventeen for Jim. His middle [...]

Does a crocodile, When he eats someone Always shed a tear? I think I know How to find out But I’ll need a volunteer.

I called my friend Tommy stupid. It was a hurtful thing to do. It’s a bad word to call someone And dummy is a bad word too. So never call someone stupid, It’s just not something you should do. Especially if that someone, Is almost twice as big as you.

A blackbird is the worst of singers, In concerts he cannot join in. He’s ridiculed at singing contests, With his harsh voice he cannot win. A maestro wished to help the bird And purchased a violin for him. The saddened blackbird soon found out, Chance of success with it was slim. A road of cobblestones [...]