Entries from July 2005 ↓

The pastor was known for sermons That were too long and uninspired. It seems that every time he preached He very seldom ever tired. This Sunday had been different. His sermon had been very short He said he had just half his notes, ‘Cause his dog ate the other part. A departing guest said, “Pastor, […]

A policeman on surveillance Watched him stagger out of the bar. Watched him stumble across the street In search for where he’d parked his car. He watched him fumble with his keys… He’d nail him like a sitting duck. People began to leave the bar, Seven cars and a pickup truck But he had picked […]

It was time to plant his garden But he had grown too old and weak. Without his fresh vegetables The old man’s future would be bleak. His only son was put in jail Before he got the garden tilled. The law was searching for the body Of the man his boy had killed. The son […]