The Devil went to church one day To have a little Devil fun. He threatened all the people there Just to see how fast they’d run. The church cleared out in record time Except for Pete who didn’t budge. “One in fifty,” the Devil thought, But even one soul he’d begrudge. He asked Pete why […]
Entries from August 2004 ↓
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Fearless
August 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
Grandmother’s Driving
August 1st, 2004 — Growing Older
My grandmother always says, She doesn’t care how folks talk. If her driving bothers them They should keep off of the sidewalk!
Water into Wine
August 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
The preacher told him, “I work for God. Ticket me and you’ll go to Hell.” But the policeman asked the preacher, “Isn’t that alcohol I smell?” The preacher said, “It’s just water.” The policeman said, “It smells like gin.” “Son, you’ve witnessed a mircacle!It looks like He’s done it again!”
The High Cost of Living
August 1st, 2004 — Married Life
They were happy And drove away. So who was I To ruin their day? He was so sure My only son That two could live As cheap as one. The only way He won’t be wrong Is if they’re married Half as long.
Growing Pains
August 1st, 2004 — Life with Children
No matter what the doctors say The one thing that a mother knows, Children’s growth spurts always occur Just after you’ve bought them new clothes!
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 