Entries from August 2004 ↓

The Devil went to church one day To have a little Devil fun. He threatened all the people there Just to see how fast they’d run. The church cleared out in record time Except for Pete who didn’t budge. “One in fifty,” the Devil thought, But even one soul he’d begrudge. He asked Pete why [...]

My grandmother always says, She doesn’t care how folks talk. If her driving bothers them They should keep off of the sidewalk!

The preacher told him, “I work for God. Give me a ticket, and go straight to Hell.” But the policeman asked the preacher, “Isn’t that alcohol that I smell?” The preacher said, “It’s only water.” The policeman said, “It smells like gin.” The preacher said, “Would you believe it? It looks like He’s done it [...]

They were happy And drove away. So who was I To ruin their day? He was so sure My only son That two could live As cheap as one. The only way He won’t be wrong Is if they’re married Half as long.

Sometimes when I’m happy And in a playful mood, I like to do fun things Creative with my food. So when I learn to talk The first thing that I’ll say, “I want some food to eat And some food just for play!”