Water into Wine


The preacher told him, “I work for God.
Ticket me and you’ll go to Hell.”
But the policeman asked the preacher,
“Isn’t that alcohol I smell?”

The preacher said, “It’s just water.”
The policeman said, “It smells like gin.”
“Son, you’ve witnessed a mircacle!
It looks like He’s done it again!”

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