My daddy hunted little ducks I’d like to hunt much bigger game ‘Cause hunting little helpless ducks I think is really kind of lame. I’m told when hunting elephants You have to use some sneaky ploys. The first thing that I’d like to know Is how to carry my decoys!
Entries from July 2004 ↓
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Elephant Hunter
July 1st, 2004 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
Standing in Line
July 1st, 2004 — Military Humor
Sergeant had just finished ranting And now he was starting to rave You can’t wait till I die, he said So you can come dance on my grave. “Not me, one brave private answered” (We’ll notify his next of kin.) “When I get out of the service I’ll never stand in line again.”
Upstairs Neighbors
July 1st, 2004 — Poems for Grownups
He said that his upstairs neighbors Liked to stomp on their floor and shout. I asked, “Why haven’t you complained? Go ask them what it’s all about.” He said, “It’s not worth the trouble, It hasn’t bothered me so far, And besides, they only do it When I’m practicing my guitar.”
Driver’s Test
July 1st, 2004 — Quickies
My wife failed her driver’s test; Parking’s what she couldn’t pass. She thinks the tester failed her Because of all the broken glass.
