Entries from January 2002 ↓

I love to go to Grandma’s house, Because it has that certain smell. So if you’ve been to Grandma’s house, It isn’t hard for me to tell.
I love to walk on Grandma’s floor It’s fun to hear its groans and creaks, But no one sits on Grandma’s chairs Because her chairs are [...]

The salesman saw the two walk in Carrying a brown paper sack. The woman wore a brand new hat, The price tag hanging from the back.
“We came to buy a car,” they said, And they began to look around. The salesman thought of wasted time And couldn’t quite suppress a frown.
The man [...]

Let’s consider the unicorn… Such a grand weapon on its head! Have you ever stopped to wonder Why all the unicorns are dead?
When God first built the unicorn, He made them so that they would last. He made them look much like a horse, With draft horse legs both strong and fast.
With a horn [...]

His wife went shopping at the Mall, So very much to his distress. He said, “Go look, but just don’t buy, You sure don’t need another dress.”
But then she found the perfect gown, It cost too much and she knew it. So when her husband asked her why, She said the Devil [...]

The brave and gallant general Told the men in his command “We’re going up to plunder In the northern Texas land.”
When, on a distant hilltop, He saw a Texas Ranger. He dispatched his two best men, Though he saw little danger.
They quickly chased the Texan To the backside of the hill. [...]