Entries from May 2001 ↓

He said he found a memory book And that his memory had improved. No longer would he forget a name, All fear of embarrassment removed.
The book taught him to associate New names and places with things he knows. Like somebody with a name like Storm, He associates with one who blows.
So [...]

The porcupine, as we all know, Is not a cuddly creature. He always seems on pins and needles And sharp retorts are his main feature.
The porcupine is, by nature, Always slightly out of joint. And if you try to argue with him, He’ll make certain that you get his point.
Now Mr. and Mrs. Porcupine [...]

This morning the toilet stopped up, I hurriedly plunged out the clogs. My wife called out from the kitchen, “It’s going to rain cats and dogs!”
So I got out my umbrella, Put the plunger under the sink. I had no time for my breakfast And I didn’t take time to think.
While waiting [...]

I thought I would marry Billy. I thought I could love no other. Pa said, “You can’t marry Billy Because Billy your half-brother.”
He said that it would raise a fuss If I should mentioned it to Ma, So I fell in love with Henry Until I had a talk with Pa.
He [...]

There’s Someone Else lives at our house A someone who is quite a clown. Someone who does lots of damage When there is no one else around.
He forgets to flush the toilet And he always leaves the lights on. When he finds my sister’s candy He eats it every bit all gone. [...]