Is Switzerland so peaceful That she’s never gone to war? Or is there not a thing She thinks worth fighting for? I think that if the truth were known They couldn’t fight to save their lives. If all their army has for weapons Are those funny little knives.
Entries from July 1998 ↓
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Swiss Army Knife
July 1st, 1998 — Quickies
Tinkle Tot
July 1st, 1998 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes, Quickies
Tinkle, tinkle little tot, Did you know you missed your pot? There’s a wet spot on the floor, And it wasn’t there before.
Movie Date
July 1st, 1998 — Poems for Grownups, Quickies
She told me that she liked popcorn, When we walked by where they sell it, So I got us seats in back, Where she’d be able to smell it.
