Entries from July 1998 ↓

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Mountain

There is something I want proved. I have a mountain I want moved. A little faith is all I need. Now, how big is A mustard seed? (Matthew 17:20)

Eve

God made women crafty But one thing we know about Eve. When she gave Adam the apple She had nothing up her sleeve.

Success

Yesterday I thought that I Would try my best to fail. So when confronted with success I fought it tooth and nail. True failure was no easy thing, I would accept no less. But now it has occurred to me, My plan to fail was a success! So if my plan was a success. Then […]

Fired

I really didn’t lose my job, I can find my way back to it. But when I went there yesterday They’d hired someone else to do it. Oh, they didn’t ever fire me. Or I’d have really thrown a fit; But when they stopped paying me I got so darn mad I quit.

Swiss Army Knife

Is Switzerland so peaceful That she’s never gone to war? Or is there not a thing She thinks worth fighting for? I think that if the truth were known They couldn’t fight to save their lives. If all their army has for weapons Are those funny little knives.