He asked God for a mansion With a butler and a maid. He got a mobile home With a mortgage to be paid. He asked God for a cathedral With a steeple and a bell. He got a dirt floor mission Just outside the gates of Hell. He asked God for the wisdom To get […]
Entries from July 1998 ↓
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Ask and You Shall Receive
July 1st, 1998 — Church Humor
Sunset
July 1st, 1998 — Quickies
Last night I saw a sunset, It was such a pretty sight. God certainly has the knack Of how to say “Good night.”
Mountain
July 1st, 1998 — Church Humor, Quickies
There is something I want proved. I have a mountain I want moved. A little faith is all I need. Now, how big is A mustard seed? (Matthew 17:20)
Only Ten
July 1st, 1998 — Church Humor, Quickies
I lose a lot of sleep About commandments I can’t keep. I try to do the best I can. I’m glad he only gave us ten!
Eve
July 1st, 1998 — Church Humor, Quickies
God made women crafty But one thing we know about Eve. When she gave Adam the apple She had nothing up her sleeve.
