Goldie’s Funeral

We had a funeral yesterday
It was a very sad affair
I had three goldfish in a bowl
And now there’re only two in there.

My Dad said when a goldfish dies
Just flush it down the toilet bowl.
I tried to but it wouldn’t fit
I had to dig a great big hole.

Dad said, “He’s just a little fish
Why dig a hole as big as that?”
I said it had to be that big
‘Cause Goldie’s in my sister’s cat!