No Such Things as Ghosts

“There are no such things as ghosts.
It’s all in your stupid head!”
I told my little brother,
As we got ready for bed.

“There are no such things as ghosts.”
And I made it very clear.
“It’s stupid to believe in ghosts,
So you have nothing to fear.”

He pointed under his bed,
We both took off on a run.
“If that was really a ghost,
It’s prob’ly the only one!”