An elephant named Bill
And a giraffe named Sam,
When asked who was biggest,
Each responded, “I am!”
The giraffe looking down
From his high lofty view,
Said to the elephant,
“I’m much taller than you.”
But Bill told the giraffe,
“As anyone can see,
I outweigh you a ton;
Or maybe two or three!”
The argument went on
For two days and one night,
Each claiming the title,
Saying he was most right.
When, from up in a tree,
Python shouted, “You’re wrong!
Just look up here at me,
I am thirty feet long!”
The argument went on,
Or so goes the tale.
Of course none of the three
Ever heard of a whale!
