Sun Diet

My friend said that I’m way too fat,
He told me about a diet;
He said that it was sure to work
And he said that I should try it.

He said to sit out in the sun
In the warmest part of the day
And he would guarantee that it
Would melt my frozen pounds away.

The advantage of the diet
Is really tough to comprehend
And I begin to wonder if
He truly was a trusted friend.