My Dad’s the Best


You shouldn’t exaggerate
About what your dad can do;
That he wrestles alligators
We all know just isn’t true.

He can’t outrun a cheetah,
He can’t whip a grizzly bear
If he can wiggle both his ears
Why would anybody care?

My dad’s greater than your dad
I don’t even have to lie
When it rains, my dad’s the one
Who paints the rainbows in the sky!