Five little piggies
All went out to eat,
Which for little pigs
Is always a treat.
Two piggies had trout
And two pigs had brim.
The fifth said water
Was enough for him.
Three pigs ate whole pies,
One ate a quarter.
The littlest pig
Drank only water.
The waiter’s comment,
“It’s so weird, I think,
For a pig like you
To have only drink.”
The littlest pig
Said, “It has to be,
‘Cause all the way home
I go wee wee wee.”
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 