Category: Quickies

I told him that my right leg hurt Every time that it turned cold. Old Doc said, “There’s nothing wrong,” He said, “It’s just from getting old.” I used to think that Doc was smart And that he was quite the sage. But my left leg is alright And they’re both the exact same age!

Sometimes life hands you a rose garden; Sometimes it’s the city dump. So it’s always nice to have a good friend Just to help get you over the hump.

There is a mystery That’s never been solved before. Why can’t the guy who snores Ever seem to hear himself snore?

The new patient lay on his couch Superiority on his face, Sent to him for therapy By the judge who heard his case. The psychiatrist said, “Let’s start At the beginning, since your birth.” The man said, “In the beginning I created Heaven and Earth.”

“Why don’t you play golf With your friends any more?” The wife asked her husband, As he went out the door. “Would you play with someone Who cheats when they play?” “Of course not”, said his wife. He said, “Neither will they.” I originally wrote this under the title of “Card Cheat,” but I need […]