Category: Quickies

She was very ugly! The ugliest one in our community. She went to the beauty parlor so often She built up an immunity.

Humpty Dumpty lay on the ground A crushed and broken fella. No one wanted to put him together ‘Cause he had salmonella.

She told me that she liked popcorn, When we walked by where they sell it, So I got us seats in back, Where she’d be able to smell it.

Is Switzerland so peaceful That she’s never gone to war? Or is there not a thing She thinks worth fighting for? I think that if the truth were known They couldn’t fight to save their lives. If all their army has for weapons Are those funny little knives.

I really didn’t lose my job, I can find my way back to it. But when I went there yesterday They’d hired someone else to do it. Oh, they didn’t ever fire me. Or I’d have really thrown a fit; But when they stopped paying me I got so darn mad I quit.