Category: Quickies

My wife has a favorite diet, She insisted that I try it. To eat only beans Did loosen my jeans But her diet sure isn’t quiet!

The doctor wondered, “Where is help When I really need it?” He stomped a message in the snow, But of course no one could read it!

They gave me a birthday party All I got were these dumb sandals. I didn’t have a birthday cake; They couldn’t afford the candles!

Vegetarian is derived From the Indian word, “To fail”. But more specifically it means “Him who never learned to hunt well”.

My mother makes good pies And Grandma makes pies too Today I learned something That just might surprise you I overheard Grandpa, I know he never lies, When he lived on a farm His cows made lots of pies!