Category: Quickies

Was it his name Or just his size, That caused my puppy’s Sad demise? When he, although It might sound weird, Drank spot remover And disappeared?

I know you think it’s silly, And silly it may be, But when I take a bath, My ducky’s there with me. Now I’m a little worried, I always called it, “he” But I’ve begun to wonder… What if my duck’s a she?

“There is not one single monster In your room,” my grandpa said, “Not one single monster alive!” And he marched me off to bed. Grandpa’s always right, you know He said, “Not one monster alive.” There’s not one monster in my room. There are four monsters, maybe five!

“You don’t need a parachute to skydive.” That was my good friend’s advice. “Why wear a cumbersome parachute? Unless you plan on jumping twice.”

Does a crocodile, When he eats someone Always shed a tear? I think I know How to find out But I’ll need a volunteer.