Category: Quickies

Vegetarian is derived From the Indian word, “To fail”. But more specifically it means “Him who never learned to hunt well”.

My leaves are drooping, My roots are knotting. I guess that it’s time For my repotting.

“I found the secret of life,” He told me with a frown. “The problem is,” He said, “I forgot to write it down!”

Now that Superman’s getting old He is becoming quite a pain. He’s started spending all his time Mostly bothering Lois Lane. So now Lois plans to sue him, Her oncologist’s decision. He said her cancer had been caused By Superman’s X-ray vision.

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!