Category: Quickies

The games that we play all have rules To make sure that we play them right. There are rules for football and soccer And rules for conducting a fight. There are rules for playing board games, Rules for Checkers and Chess and Clue, But I haven’t been able to find One single rule for peek-a-boo.

As I lay watching stars last night I got a funny feeling, Had monsters come into my room And gobbled up my ceiling?

Let people laugh and giggle, I don’t give a hoot. If I want to stuff a one piece body Into a two-piece swimming suit.

I think the way I’d like to go Is peacefully in my sleep, Like Grandpa did not long ago When the grim one came to reap. To go the way that Grandpa did, I think is best by far; Than to kick and scream like the others Who were passengers in his car.

Did you know my friend Who was a masseuse? You should have met her But then what’s the use? Our friendship ended Just the other day You might say that she Rubbed me the wrong way.