Category: Quickies

Grandma drives like lightning, It makes us ill at ease. It’s not that Grandma drives so fast She just hits lots of trees.

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.

The other day someone Asked if we owned a cat. So I had to explain, Before I answered that. Our family owns a dog, A milk cow and her calf. But we don’t own our cat, He thinks of us as staff!

The games that we play all have rules To make sure that we play them right. There are rules for football and soccer And rules for conducting a fight. There are rules for playing board games, Rules for Checkers and Chess and Clue, But I haven’t been able to find One single rule for peek-a-boo.

As I lay watching stars last night I got a funny feeling, Had monsters come into my room And gobbled up my ceiling?