Category: Quickies

When I was young my father said, “Always respect your elders, Son.” It’s difficult because of late, I have a hard time finding one!

A shrewd politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, Sure he’d get elected But he got indicted instead!

Here I am rocking the laundry, And I am thinking that “Maybe, If I am rocking the laundry Then I should look for the baby!”

My leaves are drooping, My roots are knotting. I guess that it’s time For my repotting.

You think I love you just because Your Daddy gave you all that money? I would love you just as much No matter where you got it, Honey!