Category: Quickies

Last night when we had supper I ate too much again. I promised not to do it, ‘Cause gluttony is a sin. To keep my word, I know, Is something that I’ve got to. I know I’ll eat too much again, I just won’t promise not to!

“Grandma brought us water pistols!” My two sons screamed with wild delight And then they ran of happily To start their water pistol fight. I said, “We had water pistols, Don’t you recall what you went through When we almost drove you crazy?” Mom smiled and said, “Of course I do!”

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.

I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!

As I was walking in the yard I came upon a little snake. With beating heart up in my mouth, I ran to get the garden rake. My dear husband stood and watched me Beat it until my face turned blue; Because he’d found it yesterday, And he had killed the dumb thing too.