Category: Quickies

“Oh, no,” he said to his little girl, “That light was red, and I drove right through!” “Well it must be all right,” she told him, “‘Cause the cop behind us did it too!”

The old man sitting next to me Was searching for his ticket. He said he’d looked in all the places Where he would usually stick it. I told him, “Tell me where you’re going And I will gladly pay your fare. He said, “That’s why I need my ticket, It’s how I’ll know when I […]

At my class reunion, I said, “Lady, you look like Helen Brown.” “Well you don’t look so hot in blue” She answered with a hurtful frown.

My guest was departing; He had just spent the night. I asked him as he left, “Was everything all right?” He said it had been great, No if, and, or maybe. And the bed was a dream; He’d slept like a baby. When I cleaned up his room, It was true what he’d said. He’d […]

Last night when we had supper I ate too much again. I promised not to do it, ‘Cause gluttony is a sin. To keep my word, I know, Is something that I’ve got to. I know I’ll eat too much again, I just won’t promise not to!