Category: Southern Humor

I thought I would marry Billy. I thought I could love no other. Pa said, “You can’t marry Billy Because Billy your half-brother.” He said that it would raise a fuss If I should mentioned it to Ma, So I fell in love with Henry Until I had a talk with Pa. He said, “I […]

Why shouldn’t one of them be there, One of God’s most pretty creatures? I have some of them in my yard, They are one of its main features. I told the preacher right up front, “No manger scene can be complete Without one stuck next to the crib, Right down by Baby Jesus’ feet.” The […]

He was late for school once again Miss Brown, his teacher, asked him why. “It’s a little hard to explain,” “But if you want me to, I’ll try. It’s all because of Pa’s hound, Blue. He has a nose that’s cold as ice, He likes to sniff on everyone, Sometimes, in places not so nice.” […]

Old Bueford bragged about his bull, It’s named Sir Reginald III, How he won at the county fair And how fast Reggie worked the herd. But then Reggie just got lazy, He wouldn’t even chase a cow, Bueford complained that his dang bull Was too lazy to earn his chow. Bueford called the veterinary And […]

My girlfriend and I both like Cokes, And sometimes we will share a can. We usually buy a six pack When we go riding in my van. She has never liked my dipping But this time she got mad! She said a nastier habit No boyfriend has ever had. Empty Coke cans make good spit-cans, […]