Category: Southern Humor

Old Bueford bragged about his bull, It’s named Sir Reginald III, How he won at the county fair And how fast Reggie worked the herd. But then Reggie just got lazy, He wouldn’t even chase a cow, Bueford complained that his dang bull Was too lazy to earn his chow. Bueford called the veterinary And […]

Let me tell you about Fred, He is dumber than a stump. If IQ is a mountain, Then Fred’s barely got a bump. He started life with nothing And he still has all of it. His hound sleeps on the table Fred’s too lazy to say, “Git!” If Fred’s inches from success He will miss […]

My girlfriend and I both like Cokes, And sometimes we will share a can. We usually buy a six pack When we go riding in my van. She has never liked my dipping But this time she got mad! She said a nastier habit No boyfriend has ever had. Empty Coke cans make good spit-cans, […]

He wanted to be a gunslinger, he had gotten pretty good. He had busted lots of bottles and shot up lots of wood. It was time to go to Tombstone and show what he could do, He would hang out with the Earps and shoot a dude or two. He found Wyatt, at the Oriental, […]

It wasn’t even a one-horse town, This place they called New Scenery. It had a pharmacy, a dry goods store, A barbershop and a beanery. They all belonged to old Doc Laughlin, Located in his front room. He’d keep your horse in a stall out back And for a quarter, would give it a groom. […]