Category: Married Life

“My wife just hates football And she sure bosses me.” Said the henpecked husband, As the three watched TV. “It takes a little time,” Said the first of the three, “But she’ll soon come around If you all do like me.” “You just take the control And you switch the TV. That will show her […]

Understatement just has to be One of womankind’s major quirks. She comes to tell you with a smile, How well your new car’s airbag works. You never know what to expect. She of the opposite gender Just might describe a total wreck As just a little fender bender. Or she might whisper in your ear. […]

“Watch me, watch me, watch me,” My children’s favorite song. “Watch me, Mommy, watch me,” They chant it all day long. “Watch me, watch me, watch me, Watch me pick up Billy. Watch me, Mommy, watch me, Watch me acting silly.” “Watch me, Mommy, watch me, I’ll jump down from this chair. Come in here […]

His wife was very beautiful, Perfection in every feature. “Why did you give me,” he asked God, “Such a very lovely creature?” God told him, “I am God, I know The kind of woman you prefer. I made your wife so beautiful So you would fall in love with her.” “I have one other question, […]

My job was very stressful, Such a frantic fast-paced life. I wished I could do NOTHING, Like my lovely stay home wife. Well God must have heard my thoughts Because, He said he could arrange Just that kind of duty swap, If I’d really like to change. Later on that very night, While relaxing in […]