“My wife just hates football
And she sure bosses me.”
Said the henpecked husband,
As the three watched TV.

“It takes a little time,”
Said the first of the three,
“But she’ll soon come around
If you all do like me.”

“You just take the control
And you switch the TV.
That will show her you’re boss
And then you both will see.”

The second one tried it,
The brave one of the three.
“It worked,” he reported,
“Now you try it, you’ll see.”

The third, when he tried it,
And he changed the TV,
From his wife’s favorite Soap,
Said that he couldn’t see.

It’s now a week later
And when he really tries,
He can see just a bit
Out of his swollen eyes.