Category: Life with Children

It’s the way I make my living Calling people on the phone. I could hear a lot of voices So she wasn’t home alone. She was speaking in a whisper. I could barely hear her voice. So I asked for either parent Leaving her to make the choice. She said, “Both my folks are busy. […]

Our loving grandson came to see us, He brought a girl that we should meet. That he would visit us from college Itself was really quite a treat. He introduced us to his girlfriend A perfect match for him we knew. The bags they carried were not presents She had brought her laundry too. We […]

He doesn’t need his old dad’s views Or the book he’s supposed to use. It makes him feel bad But he must tell Dad He’s learned it on the evening news. The moral of this little Limerick, The Birds And Bees, is so obvious that not much has to be written about it. During the […]

I’ve found a way to get things done, There is really nothing to it. The only thing you have to do Is forbid your kids to do it!

His doggie ran into the street, It was an accident most gruesome. When ever either one was seen, It had always been a twosome. Charley was in town in school, When the accident occurred. The honking horn, the screeching brakes, Were the sounds his mother heard. She rushed him to the family vet, Who said […]