Category: Life with Children

His dad took him to buy a horse. He watched him feel its legs and chest. “When you buy a horse,” Dad told him, “That’s two important parts you test.” “You know that old friend you called To come and fix Mom’s clothes dryer? Mom said that she was thanking him But I think he […]

They said you’re twice as good as our last priest And now I can see what they mean He took thirty minutes to say nothing You were able to do it in fifteen!

My mother likes to show me off ‘Cause I know how to dance and sing. That I really hate to do it Has never seemed to mean a thing. She makes me go to dancing class And hired someone to teach me voice. She said show biz is in my blood And that I really […]

Little Johnny hated To go to bed at night, So he would always fuss And put up quite a fight. Tonight Mama’s patience Was really wearing thin. She said, “I will spank you If you yell ‘Mom’ again!” Little Jonny needing Hardly no time to think. Yelled, “OK, Mrs. Jones, Would you bring me a […]

Mommy uses toilet water When she and Dad are going out. She puts it on her neck and ears Then she sprinkles it all about. I heard Mom say she’s running low Of her favorite brand, My Sin. So I went and got her bottle And filled it up for her again. When she sprinkled […]