Category: Hospital Humor

She said, “It’s just A little sting,” And that I wouldn’t Feel a thing! Her soothing voice, A little course; A needle sized To treat a horse! I told the threatening White-clad elf; That she could just Go stick herself!

I really must be important! When I got my hospital bill, It seems that every doctor there Had treated me while I was ill! While cotton swabs and aspirin, And lotions for my feet and hands, Showed no expenses had been spared, They must have used imported brands!

All the doctors carried signs But no one seemed to heed them, Except for the pharmacists. Seems no one else could read them.

The nurse said, “Take off all your clothes And put on this hospital gown. The pictures on the wall tell how. The doctor will be right around.” The one who drew the diagrams, Displayed there on the see-through wall, Had never tried to put one on In this dumb four by five foot stall. Three […]

“I am here to see the doctor, I’ve got the shingles”, said the man. “Go right in and strip,” said the nurse, “He’ll see you as soon as he can.” “Well, you think you have the shingles?” The doctor asked the naked guy. “Just show me where you think they are”, As he searched with […]