Category: Hospital Humor

All the doctors carried signs But no one seemed to heed them, Except for the pharmacists. Seems no one else could read them.

The nurse said, “Take off all your clothes And put on this hospital gown. The pictures on the wall tell how. The doctor will be right around.” The one who drew the diagrams, Displayed there on the see-through wall, Had never tried to put one on In this dumb four by five foot stall. Three […]

“I am here to see the doctor, I’ve got the shingles”, said the man. “Go right in and strip,” said the nurse, “He’ll see you as soon as he can.” “Well, you think you have the shingles?” The doctor asked the naked guy. “Just show me where you think they are”, As he searched with […]

When I’ve had an operation, And I am scared to laugh or cough, The thing that really makes me mad, The thing that always tees me off, Is acquaintances who visit Or even people on the staff Who think they are comedians And think they have to make me laugh. When I’m lying there in […]

When I’ve had an operation, And I am scared to laugh or cough, The thing that really makes me mad, The thing that always tees me off, Are acquaintances who visit, Or even people on the staff, Who think they are comedians And think they have to make me laugh. When I’m lying there in […]