I asked a young preacher named Kevin If I could play golf up in Heaven. He said, “Certainly so, But I think you should know You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”
Category: Golf Humor
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Heavenly Golf
February 25th, 2024 — Golf Humor, Limericks, Quickies
Frustration
October 5th, 2013 — Golf Humor
He got up early Sunday, so that he could pray. He knelt down by the window, it was such a pretty day. The game he’d planned for Saturday was canceled by the rain. The same had happened last weekend, the weather was a pain. He knew that it was Sunday, with church he couldn’t miss, […]
Misdiagnosis
August 1st, 1999 — Golf Humor
A few holes of golf, while she was on call, She loudly called FORE and then hit the ball. And that’s when she heard the poor fellow’s cries. He was there on the ground, his hand twixt his thighs. His legs tight together like they’d never disjoin. She knelt by his side, massaging his groin. […]
Blind Man’s Bluff
April 1st, 1999 — Golf Humor
I saw him on the golf course; he was blind as he could be. How could a man like him play golf? He couldn’t even see! My caddie said that he played great; he had beaten the very best. I was pretty good myself, so I’d put him to the test. I introduced myself and […]

