Category: Golf Humor

He got up early Sunday, so that he could pray. He knelt down by the window, it was such a pretty day. The game he’d planned for Saturday was canceled by the rain. The same had happened last weekend, the weather was a pain. He knew that it was Sunday, with church he couldn’t miss, […]

“Why don’t you play golf With your friends any more?” The wife asked her husband, As he went out the door. “Would you play with someone Who cheats when they play?” “Of course not”, said his wife. He said, “Neither will they.” I originally wrote this under the title of “Card Cheat,” but I need […]

A few holes of golf, while she was on call, She loudly called FORE and then hit the ball. And that’s when she heard the poor fellow’s cries. He was there on the ground, his hand twixt his thighs. His legs tight together like they’d never disjoin. She knelt by his side, massaging his groin. […]

I saw him on the golf course; he was blind as he could be. How could a man like him play golf? He couldn’t even see! My caddie said that he played great; he had beaten the very best. I was pretty good myself, so I’d put him to the test. I introduced myself and […]