Category: General Humor

He said, “Waiter, waiter, There’s a frog in my stew! I ordered shrimp gumbo, Now I think I see two!” “Well don’t make such a fuss”, The waiter quickly said. “They’re not swimming about, Just look, they’re both dead!” “And don’t wave them around! Put them back in your stew, Or all of the others […]

Harry had worked there twenty years; He always punched in right at eight. You could set your watch by Harry But this morning Harry was late. All of us had taken notice When eight o’clock had come and past. We began to check our watches Each thinking that his watch was fast. When Harry finally […]

She was the center of my life, My lovely fiancée. I thought that nothing she could do Would ever cause my love to sway. Until her letter came just now, And hit me like a bomb: “Dear John, Your dad and I got married. Love, Mom”

Love is a powerful emotion, A beautiful thing to behold. It tames the old savage within us And will make the most timid man bold. While the love of a boy for his dog Gives name to the teenagerâ’s feeling. Puppy love, as it’s called by grown-ups, Will send young emotions to reeling. Shakespeare recorded […]

You could see he was proud, There was no need to ask ‘Cause in only two weeks He’d completed the task. The puzzle was finished With much praise from his peers. They had all read the box It said, “Two to four years.”