Category: General Humor

Yesterday I thought that I Would try my best to fail. So when confronted with success I fought it tooth and nail. True failure was no easy thing, I would accept no less. But now it has occurred to me, My plan to fail was a success! So if my plan was a success. Then […]

For holding up traffic, she was doing her part; She had stopped for a light, now her car wouldn’t start. The fellow behind her was an impatient cuss, When things weren’t his way, he could sure raise a fuss. For all women drivers he had nothing but scorn; So he said some choice words then […]

They had stayed too long at play, And now they would miss their test. Prof. Brown was unforgiving, Not gullible like the rest. They needed a good story That Prof. Brown would think sincere. This test they missed, their final, Most important of the year. Just then they passed a woman, At her car beside […]

He was going on a diet And was going to lose some weight. He thought it would make it easy If he just watched the things he ate. His doctor said, for it to work, He’d see if he could make it fun. If, each three days, he’d diet two Then he could skip the […]

As I was walking through the park, I saw in front of me, A weathered shell of what had been a really nice RV The owner had been proud of it and treated it with care. But when he died the others had just left it sitting there. It had a lifetime warranty, for these […]