Category: General Humor

When the purser said this morning That all my passengers changed planes. I knew for sure when that happens That the management complains. Just why my passengers all changed, I simply didn’t have a clue. ‘Cause I’m always very helpful And I make sure my crew is too. Today a blind man came aboard, The […]

Nine-one-one got the frantic call, It came a tad before midnight. His wife was having a baby She was screaming with all her might. They asked him for his street number He said, “It’s four oh four oh five.” They asked, “What’s the name of the street?” He said, “It’s Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator couldn’t […]

The usher found him lying there. He was stretched out across three seats. In this business, he is the kind An usher all too often meets. Those sitting near were complaining About his incessant moaning. That they couldn’t hear the movie Because of all his loud groaning. I told him in my sternest voice, “Get […]

No one knew what caused it Or how the hole got there. The sheriff found it first And showed it to the mayor. Schoolboys were the next To come and gather ’round. With nothing else to do In this stiff-necked little town. Jimmy and his puppy Then came to see the sight. The sheriff checked […]

As I was looking for a phone, To make a call, the other day, I noticed, without asking me, They’d taken all the booths away. How long ago had this been done Or maybe I just failed to see, That something else had been removed That I felt had belonged to me? No wall to […]