Category: General Humor

Nine-one-one got the frantic call, It came a tad before midnight. His wife was having a baby She was screaming with all her might. They asked him for his street number He said, “It’s four oh four oh five.” They asked, “What’s the name of the street?” He said, “It’s Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator couldn’t […]

The usher found him lying there. He was stretched out across three seats. In this business, he is the kind An usher all too often meets. Those sitting near were complaining About his incessant moaning. That they couldn’t hear the movie Because of all his loud groaning. I told him in my sternest voice, “Get […]

No one knew what caused it Or how the hole got there. The sheriff found it first And showed it to the mayor. Schoolboys were the next To come and gather ’round. With nothing else to do In this stiff-necked little town. Jimmy and his puppy Then came to see the sight. The sheriff checked […]

Yesterday I thought that I Would try my best to fail. So when confronted with success I fought it tooth and nail. True failure was no easy thing, I would accept no less. But now it has occurred to me, My plan to fail was a success! So if my plan was a success. Then […]

They had stayed too long at play, And now they would miss their test. Prof. Brown was unforgiving, Not gullible like the rest. They needed a good story That Prof. Brown would think sincere. This test they missed, their final, Most important of the year. Just then they passed a woman, At her car beside […]