Category: General Humor

My wife says I’m a safety nut And I guess she’s probably right. Lying in my hospital bed I know that I must look a sight. Doc says I broke three of my ribs, Also my leg, big toe and arm. Also to my epidermis I did lots of abrasive harm. I was repairing an […]

I thought it was the salesman’s foot, I couldn’t shut the stupid door. I gave it a much harder slam But it bounced back like before. What kind of man would use his foot And suffer pain in such a way? I slammed again, I’d break the thing, Intent to ruin this salesman’s day. I […]

My master wonders what I think The times he sees me lying here. He wonders if I’ve ticks and fleas Each time he sees me scratch my ear. And when I sleep and kick my feet He wonders if it is a dream Of maybe chasing cottontails Or treeing coons down by the stream. If […]

There it stood, a work of art, Made out of sand and clay. The beauty of it stirred my heart And caused my thoughts to stray. So many minds had labored there To build this marvelous thing. Each tiny grain was placed with care, Held not with glue or string. Built in this place where […]

The Easter Bunny came today. And left me lots of things real neat. Best of all a chocolate bunny Which I could hardly wait to eat. It’s awful how they fool us kids. Disappointment’s hard to swallow. Just now when I bit its ear off, I found out that it was hollow!