Category: General Humor

Poor old Clem was set adrift With two other fellows. Wind had blown them out to sea Like some mighty bellows. Three long days without a bite, And water, they had none. Now their greatest enemy Had fast become the sun. Then a great big albatross, Tired out from days of flight, Had landed on […]

The T.V. commercial Said every one of us Would have a joyous trip If we would take a bus. So I thought I would try To comply with their ad But the bus was hard to start And it made the driver mad. There were cops everywhere, It was a terrible pain. I sure won’t […]

Horace has stinky feet, He’ll be first to admit. When he takes his shoes off, Everyone tends to git. Even poor old Horace Must always wear a mask. When he clips his toenails Which is an awesome task. The doctors are no help, They can’t find what is wrong. Horace is just lucky, His legs […]

Oh, our hearts are filled with joy For our master’s coming soon. It may be in the morning, Tonight or today at noon. He left us with a promise That we all are sure is true. His time and ours are different But we know that he is due. We’ll no longer need the sun […]

She was dancing on a manhole cover And I asked what she was doing. Then she looked at me quite coyly And she said that she was twoing. Well, I looked for Candid Camera As she continued with her dance “Two, two, two, two, two”, she chanted. It almost put me in a trance. I […]