Category: General Humor

My dad bought himself a horse From a man the other day. The man said it sits on eggs But my father said, “No way!” He’d heard of an elephant That hatched an egg in story. So a horse that sits on eggs Would just be hunky-dory. He spoke of hidden dangers That met with […]

The aliens had landed… It was all over TV! On all of the news channels, The only thing you could see. They were strange looking creatures But nobody seemed to mind. They said they’d come here to learn How to best serve mankind. Then the scholars among them Had landed here for a look. What […]

The first day of school and he was still in bed. I had do get him dressed, and I had to get him fed. Why was it such a struggle to get him on his way? The first day of school was such a trying day. Then as I fixed his sandwiches, I had a […]

It was on last night’s news So it’s got to be true; They must be much smarter Than anybody knew! They use rats for testing The treatments for cancers. So are rats smart enough To know the right answers? Animal Testing has no moral. It was just a fun thing to write. We all like […]

Harry wore his music headphones Turned up several times too loud. He had a hundred thousand tunes Of which he was so very proud. Harry heard all the country stars And all of the songs that they sang. But outside Harry’s earphone world, He couldn’t hear a single thing. But Harry’s music stopped today, I […]