Category: General Humor

My boyfriend asked if I could cook; I said I’d fix a meal. I had Mom’s recipe for soup So it was no big deal. I followed Mama’s recipe And made my friend some soup. It was the recipe she’d used To feed my Girl Scout troupe. As I had no fresh tomatoes, I used […]

The extra inch On waist and thighs Said it was time To exercise. Then leotards The thing to wear So I went out And bought a pair. I bought a bunch Of diet grub. And then I went And joined a club. My group already In the gym, I’d change my clothes And go join […]

The worm was having a great day, Tunneling happily through the muck. When he came upon such beauty, Love hit him like a two ton truck. Her skin was so brown and shiny, Her curves were such a lovely sight. He’d always been a timid worm But what the heck, she couldn’t bite. So he […]

The warden’s daughter got married To someone down on cell block two. She was never very pretty Her choice of suitors had been few. He’s not the kind of son-in-law For which the warden would have hoped, But still he didn’t get upset, Until he found out they’d eloped.

Oh dirty nasty little fly, Where had your footsteps taken you Before you walked across my plate And stuck your snout into my stew? I saw you and your friends out strolling Across a fresh cow paddy And then I saw you eating slop When I fed the pigs with Daddy. I want to know […]