Category: Church Humor

When I read about this couple, It becomes quite clear to me… Which one wore the plants In that first family.

It was two in the morning when they kicked in our door. A body’s not safe in his home anymore. They sure didn’t knock or ring our doorbell. Just what had we done? They weren’t going to tell. They put us in cuffs and took us down town, Me in my ‘jammas, my wife in […]

Pastor Johnson caught up with him, While he was walking down the street, And he tapped him on the shoulder, “You’re just the man I hoped to meet.” “When you came to church on Christmas, I saw how much you loved to sing. So I would like to sign you up To join the service […]

Pedro wanted a bike as bad as he could want. The other boys all had one, as they were quick to taunt. He’d say a prayer each day at his grandma’s little shrine. “Dear Jesus, won’t you give me a bike that’s really mine?” He even wrote a letter and gave it to the priest. […]

The pastor called 911, He didn’t know what to do A member had died in church Sitting right there in his pew! When the EMT got there They called 911 and said, They’d carried four members out Before they found who was dead!